Alert! Be aware of virus called "WIFE"

We all knows there are many virus who attack in windows platform and crash your data which make you worry.
But these all virus are minor in front of virus called "WIFE".

Often other virus crash your system data and get you worry but if you are infected by "wife", its spoil your whole life.

"wife" attack most of male only and even you may also infected if you are male.

Often "wife" infect male via a malware program called "marriage". believe me "wife" is a most dangerous than "ransom-ware".

how to identify that we are infected by "wife" malware attack?

this virus always can be found in every home.

Sign that will show you either you are infected by "wife" or not :

1. when you go to work, you may get call every 1hour duration (sometime its 30minutes also) ask you "where are you?"

2. when you are ready to leave office for a day, sudden "wife" call you and say "pls bring bla bla bla

when you come to home..otherwise you will be not allowed to enter home :( "

1. demand things that you can not fulfill.

2. whenever you go to any party/function with virus "wife", its your duty to take care about kids (because you were
   involved in producing kids).

3. at everyday morning when you wake-up, its your duty to make tea & breakfast and serve to "wife" otherwise you will be get paid with some punishment.

4. every weekend, it your duty to go out with "wife" or be ready for fight.

5. you have to eat whatever "wife" prepare food for you (even you may not like) and have to say somthing good about food.

6. when "wife" shout, you don't dare to open your mouth.

7. you forgot completely what is "peace".

8. you always think there are two boss in your life.

9. if you get late to go home, "wife" will smell you and if you are drunk you will come down to earth for sure by seeing "wife" face

10. if you get late to go home, "wife' will smell you and if you smell like perfume than you must check your health insurence to hospitlaize.

11. you are not allowed to have girl friend (off course you will not like to have because GF is a first stage of "wife" but at least we have chance to avoid).

precautions/ firewall, to keep you safe from more damage because once this virus installed you can not remove from your life (i m sure)

1. give your full salary to "wife" to avoid crashes on your face.

2. always accept what "wife" says.

3. follow all rules what "wife" decide.

4. You must say something good about "wife" to "wife"

5. avoid, if someone force you to get marry.

I know only 5 points to be safe from this deadly virus. if you know any more please comment.