What do you do when no one is watching?

I decided to spend few hours alone today, because, lately, my life is all about the others. I know that humans are social beings and I love my family and friends but sometimes, all that love can freak me out. The energy in my batteries is low and I need to recharge them. I need few moments of freedom, when I could do things that I just can't or don't want to do in front of others.
For some people, this question can be unpleasant, because when I ask: "What do you do when no one is watching?", yes, I do think on picking nose, farting, burping, walking naked, scratching ass and those things.

But I also have other things in mind, more important things.

Each of us has his own craziness that comes outside when the person is alone. It doesn't matter what is in that craziness because it is different for each of us. Some people want to be lazy and merged with couch receiving suspicious and pointless information from TV. Some of them, when they are alone, dare to perform completely inappropriate dance for themselves. I don't want to get deeper in other people's privacy, but the most important thing is that we all need to recharge our batteries. Just hour! Or two! Completely alone in our own environment.

And then comes the moment in which a man becomes an artist. Many pieces of art were made while someone was recharging his batteries.

Once, I came to my friend's place and he didn't know that I'm coming. So, I found him with a toy gun and a pirate hat on his head! The soundtrack of "Pirates of Caribbean" was playing from PC. He was ashamed when he saw me, but I showed him that he didn't do anything bad! I apologized for my unannounced visit and left him in his own peace. I don't judge to this man! He was working in that time as a truck driver every day, this man deserves an hour or two for himself! Let the man be a damn pirate for an hour, he deserved it!

It is hilarious what people do when they are home alone. They turn into completely different persons. You've noticed a million times how people change their behavior when the camera is near. So, imagine their behavior when nobody sees them. Well, we all have our own way, our own imagination that can posses us like we were puppets. When we are alone, we do things that we think that other people would consider inappropriate. You can let our inner animal out for some time. It has been to long in the dark and now wants to play.

So, how funny and crazy can you look when you are alone without any mask or shield, when you don't have to respect any standard of conduct?

I'm really exhausted right now, the first part of this day was hell. I am a little bit nervous and tired today. Last few days were all about the needs of others. I would do anything for people around me but my battery is empty and I need few hours in which I will not be aware of existence of others.

Now it's time for me!

It doesn't mean that I am angry at someone, but I would like to be alone for next few hours. I will drink my coffee alone, I don't want any company for next few hours. Of course that I'm fine but I really need to rest my back and try to organize my thoughts and clean my mind with some help of my little green friend! Possible with good old loud hip hop from the speakers! And the music can hit me with some kind of delirium, so I must write my own music in that moment.

Or I will just write a post on Steemit about my thoughts and try to take some photos of me being me!

And, no, I will not share with you anything about farting, burping or picking my nose!

Some people just need to sleep! Two hours of afternoon sleep solve all problems. But some people are doing really, really sick things when they are alone and better is not to know what!

So, fart if you want, burp if you want, walk naked if you want! Or don't! It's your own space, your own time! Nobody needs to know! Just stay normal!