Have you ever wished to go back in the time of your childhood but with your today's brain and memories?

This is not completely useless post, this actually could be a useful guide. I think that many people have thought about this subject. We all regretted many things from past and it is allow to imagine that we can change that. Our imagination lets us play with our minds so we imagine impossible and that is not bad think if we don't exaggerate and if we stay inside of boundaries of normal. But you know some results of sport games or some key moments to seize, so if you wake up and find yourself in the body of "younger you", you could make your life better. So, as this is not a normal subject to write about, I decided to put some useful notes on the paper as a guide for a "history changer".

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1. You don't want to go back in the time when you were a little baby. That's because you don't want to see how your mother gives you breastfeeding, or to be in the same room where your parents are having sex. There is a good reason why we don't remember how our parents change our diapers or how they wipe our asses.
2. Ideal age to return in the personal past would be at the age of 7. You're still little enough to change your childhood because you know much more than your classmates. Let's say that you have 30+ years and you wake up as you 7 years old. You would be a king among those children. Get used to children's food.
3. Leave your adult's habits. Nobody likes to see a kid with a cigarette or a beer.
4. Keep the low profile. You don't want people to know how extremely advanced you are comparing with your classmates. You don't want to see the helicopter flying around your rooftop. So don't act too clever, get some bad grades to fit into environment.
5. Let's assume that you remember some game sport results from the future, or some other opportunities that can make you rich. Don't forget to act in right moment but carefully and again, keep the low profile.
6. If you go back in the time of your childhood, you could seize all missed opportunities that you have missed. The power of prediction can be useful and you can use your "advanced brain" to have all those girls that rejected you in the past. But don't forget to be at least minimally honest, and don't forget that those kids are persons also.
7. You will probably lost your virginity much earlier that you supposed to and your communication with others will be much different than you remember. Your brain is more capable to learn than other's kids brain, and you want to avoid all those scientists and doctors around you, tied on the bad while they try to figure out what kind of an alien you are.
8. Stay a human and never forget where (when) you came from. Remember to find a younger me and help me dealing some troubles from childhood.
   Thank you!