A #whysoserious Fictional Story ~ The Girl With Three Boobs!

This is Dee and this is her story.

You may have heard stories of such afflictions and this is one from many, many years ago. This is a tale of a perky young girl named Dee and her three boobs. Her journey will take you through her discovery and her search for support which she hoped would uplift her outlook on life and be an inspiration to others. Dee made it a daily habit to check on her boobs because she knew it was important to check for any changes.

So she would check them daily and yep, sure enough, she would count..one..

And two.

But this particular day was quite different because when counting she discovered something truly odd.

She had what looked like a third boob growing.

Now she was a bit concerned but like many instances in her life, she decided to try and remain upbeat and perky. I mean the third boob was smaller than the regular two boobs so how bad could it be.

She did like to go for hikes in the woods and sometimes she would be a little sore from jumping over rocks and such. She had to figure out a solution as certainly, she had never seen a three cup bra before. You see, some women would let three boobs get them down but not Dee as she was a thinker who came up with the most uplifting idea. She decided to make a special bra herself as she definitely needed three cups!

Now she could go hiking to her hearts content and jogging too!

So don’t let the little things (they weren’t so big back then) in life get you down. You have to pick them...I mean yourself up and look on the bright side. As Dee’s boobs grew bigger, as boobs sometimes do, that third boob actually grew smaller and now she just has two regular sized boobs. Some might even say two big boobs.

Full disclaimer: My name is @deerjay and I am this girl and I actually only ever had two boobs unless you want to count my ex-husband who was a “boob” amongst other things!

These photos are from an age long before The Internet, as we know it, when she and her younger sisters sought out other forms of entertainment in the form of creating funny photos aka we were really, really, really bored!