Becoming a Whale on Steemit

To be a WHALE

1. You must be rich.
2. You must have rich followers that likes you.
3. You must be online to compensate those that bribes you with steem and SBD to upvote them.
4. You must be able to write long stories even if nobody reads it they just upvote because they believe with the first criteria you cant write rubbish like a minnow.
5. Make a post of you giving Charity and you will see people upvoting you since on steemit their money still remains with them even after giving you.
6. Travel around the world taking pictures with dangerous animals and smiling.
7. Bring up a competition with a difficult task and criteria to contest is upvote and resteem.
8. Be a Chinese or a Korean because that community are rich. They upvote any diagram written down.
9. This last point is just the main way to be a Whale. Just get 0ne million Steem(1000000 STEEM) and you would be a whale immediately.