Writing Contest: I want to be a Whale So Freakin' Bad

Hey Steemians,

@mimismartypants invited me to take part in @mermaidvampire's writing competition this week. So we all have aspirations of becoming a whale on Steemit one day, well many of us do and to keep the dream alive you need some motivation for it is a long road to whaledom.

The challenge if you choose to accept it is to describe what would you do if you were a whale?? To enter or find out more about the competition check out the post here.

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Here's my attempt with help from Travie McCoy & Bruno Mars

I wanna be a Steemit Whale so freakin' bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna have my posts on the trending page
Getting payouts next to @berniesanders and the @haejin

Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in with whale power in sight
Yeah, attend a different steemfest every night oh right
I swear the blockchain better prepare
For when I'm a for when I'm a Steemit Whale

Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of, everyday giveaways
Give che a wish list
I'd probably give out delegations
And adopt a bunch of minnows that ain't never had shit
Give away a few Steem Power like here lady have this

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