An unexpected breakthrough

Disappointed and desperate the scientists would hold a party to forget the lack of progress. They would turn on music, drink whiskey and tequila and make sick jokes about their test-subjects, which made them even more violent, so they quit-ed their jokes.

Two scientists (Bob and Alice) from the lab felt very attracted to each other so they separated from the group and went to the lab for some quality time.

The lab was filled with high tech equipment and computers what was used to test the remaining IQ of the zombies. On the one side of the lab side you had computers what controlled the computers in the glass cages of the zombies. Through the controlling computers the scientists would be able to present any image, website or video to the zombies.

[ALICE to Bob in a concerned but euphoric manner] Bob Are you sure you we should do this?

[BOB]: Off course, we are just humans. Are we not?

While kissing Alice and pulling out his shirt. He then picks her up and puts her on the table filled with buttons that control the computers of the test-subjects.
Background Music: Another level - Freak me baby

[ALICE]: I hope you brought some protection or else you not going to get it

[BOB]: Off-course, it's in my back pants. Can you help me with it?

But couldn't finish the sentence because Alice interrupts with the following

[ALICE]: Off-course, no problem. Just relax.

[VOICE NARRATOR]: While she helps him with the protection things got wild. And during their love-making they accidentally activate the computer of the athletic zombie.
The light of the computer-screen wakes up the zombie and he started to walk to the computer. Somewhat clumsy he sits down and waits further instructions.

The zombies were used to get rewarded when achieving a certain test. They received a piece of meat to maintain their current state of being.

The romantic duo started to get real hot and Alice accidentally activated the free-browsing button with her buttocks.
The athletic zombie suddenly saw a couple of buttons on his screen: Giigle, Udude and Zlog. He randomly choose Udude where he saw a trending video about twerk-parties. He liked what he saw and picked after a ending video another twerk-video and another till he ended with a video only wore strings and a bra.

The zombie grabs his head and started to drool. His grew dark eyes started to twitch and become bigger.
His decay hands start to shake and shiver.
And then the weirdest thing happened to him. He started getting hot and reached to his private part and started to pull on it as if he was aware of his actions and enjoyed it.
Bob and Alice noticed the noise from one the zombies and stopped their love-making romance in the lab.

[ALICE]: Stop, stop. Do you hear that?

[BOB]: I don't hear nothing. Do you really want to do his? Are you trying to give me blue balls or what?

[ALICE]: We can always finish later.

[BOB]: That is easy for you to say but we men work differently

[VOICE NARRATOR]: Somewhat dressed Alice slowly walked to the place where she heard the noise. Still aggravated Bob followed her to perhaps get things going again. They noticed that one of the computers in the zombies cage was somehow activated and that the zombie was fully concentrated on the screen.
Bob and Alice could not believe what they were witnessing and tried all their best to stop from bursting out in laughter. They saw that the zombie was looking and enjoying some highly erotic dancing video's.

[BOB]: What the hell, even the dead need some love.

[ALICE]: And he is giving it to himself? This is so awkward. I can't believe I just saw that.

[VOICE NARRATOR]: Suddenly the zombie reached a certain point where he couldn't control the power of his hand and pulled his “Johnson” off. The decaying flesh of his body gave off and he started looking at his Johnson in a confusing way.

At that point Bob and Alice could not hold their laughs and released a burst of laughs. A laugh so intensely that they could not stand on their feet.

[ALICE]: Hahahahahaahahahha, I really did not expected to see that

[BOB]: He really pulled THAT one off, did he now...

[VOICE NARRATOR]: The zombie noticed the two scientists having a good time laughing at him, while holding his “Johnson” in his hands and got mad and threw his Johnson on the glass wall. The Johnson still being wet stuck for a second on the glass wall and then fell on the ground, while making a squeezing sound.

Meanwhile in the cafeteria room one scientist (Steve) who loved to smoke cannabis decided to roll a cannabis joint and smoked it to relieve himself of the stress and forget about the troubles outside.

The smoke of the cannabis would soon reach the scientists who were eager to take a drag. Soon all the scientists were happy, stress free and they were laughing out loud while the unexpected happened.
The smoke of the cannabis went threw the ventilation and reached the test-subjects and then the weirdest thing happened to them. The former lawyer zombie began to smile and articulate things like

[ZOMBIE LAWYER]: Pass the joint, mandude

[ALICE]: Did you just hear that?

[BOB]: I don't know what I heard but it sounded like our quite zombie spoke. We know now that some can pull and some can speak. How did he pull that one off?

[ALICE]: Do you smell that? Someone is smoking cannabis.Perhaps there is a correlation between the smell and the articulation of the zombie. Let's go tell the others.

[BOB]: Alice, wait. What if they ask about the detached “ Johnson”?

[ALICE]: Just play dumb, I think you are good at it. I won't say a thing

[VOICE NARRATOR]: That was the first intelligent response they got from the zombie in a very long time. While the other test-subjects were dozing off with a big smile on their heads. Pleased with the break-through the scientist decided to increase the dose of the cannabis on other test- subjects. The zombie began to dance and spend hours talking about not eating any more meat but was willing to become a vegetarian while consuming cannabis. The former lawyer zombie said one record while consuming cannabis:

[ZOMBIE LAWYER]: Give me cannabis or give me flesh. I don’t need to eat human brain, I just love this marijuana-strain.

[VOICE NARRATOR]: The rats changed color and appetite. From gray they became white and preferred carrots above meat. The lawyer zombie would forget all about his flesh-hunger and was writing jokes and would perform a show where he would tell jokes about his athletic zombie-neighbor without a “Johnson”.