Revelling my secret that I never told anyone

One time I was super stoned and my room mate made some tortellinis and I wanted some of them shits. I got the impression that he didn't want to share so I waited for him to finish, hoping he'd leave his left overs out for the peasants. Some time passes and I go back to the kitchen to see what the tortellini situation was like. Lo-and-behold there was some tortellini soup sitting on the counter. "Oh damn he made tortellini soup," I thought to myself. "Nice." So I fish some tortellinis out of this soup and decided they tasted weird so I stopped eating them. I was so stoned I wasn't 100% sure if they were weird or I was weird. Later on my roommate comes down stairs and says something along the lines of, "Dudes I poured a bunch of dirty dish water in the left over tortellinis and I think someone ate some." Everyone in the room was like, "Hah gross." I never told anyone it was me.