I'm quite disappointed with myself for missing bicycle day yesterday.

^{But at least I didn't forget about 4/20!}

To be honest with you, I prefer acid to weed - it's rare that I'll do either thanks to the mindfuck they both put me through.

But that doesn't mean I shouldn't celebrate international weed day!
^{After all, weed is the first drug to break the seal; making room for some of the other safe cough pastimes..}

Slight problem though.
In the UK it isn't 2018/20/4 today.
It's 4/20/2018.

Does that mean we can't celebrate it?

^{Of course not!}
It's a bad excuse to get more stoned than usual!

What an odd looking piece of vegetation...

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As I mentioned before, I don't smoke too often.

It does a number of things to me that just kinda put me on ^{another level.}

• First of all, and most noticeably (to me at least), I feel like I'm constantly on the verge of shitting myself.
• I trip major balls, seeing patterns, lights and strange dancing creatures.
• I get paranoid.
• It keeps me up all night.

_{It's like a very strong acid trip but for a shorter time period; I'm pretty sure acid changed weed for me. I still enjoy the come-ups though, I get the giggles!}

But

That's not to say I can't enjoy the devil's lettuce!

Cures munchies and the soul at the same time.

Damn straight!

If you ever have a pal who claims they don't like the feeling green gives them, it may be hard to understand, but maybe they just haven't their saving grace: the edible.

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Now for some google images results for the search "weedporn"...

^{I understand this could end badly, but that's a risk I'm willing to take!}

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Put that away! Have respect for my blog post you cretin!

I think that's enough for one day

^{It's getting rather musky in here..}

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