Pick Your Poison...
At the wedding reception for what would have to have been the most feral wedding I have ever been to. The bride gave me daggers and one of their kids fell into a creek! To top it off, they lost the deposit despite what we had done to clean up (we'd missed 4 bottles smashed in the carpark, spew on the female toilet walls, etc).
Anyway, the picture here is the juxtaposition between red wine and Kirk's Sparkling Soda. You have to make choices in life, and sometimes the boring option is the best one.