Weather improvement

I think that the friendly Aliens sucked a lot of energy off of our sun recently with their huge ships to cool things down a little. We are in a deep Grand Solar Minimum cycle right now and the temperatures on Earth have been declining the last two years. The subsidized scientists predicting continuing Global Warming just can't accept that we are being assisted from the friendly Others. The socialist weather scientists don't need to return all of their past grant money but they should change their tune or quit accepting Federal money for defective work.