If you can't lift this much, at least you can have a beard that looks this good

Or maybe you can't. Maybe you are a girl and things like that are not possible.

Or you just can't grow a red beard, many people can't.

Red beards were considered especially attractive in central America for many years, probably because of how rare they are.

For me personally I think they just look fiery and angry most of the time.

Gotta admit this one looks ok though. No homo. 

~WC