The Depressed Viper

The Depressed Viper desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a different idea, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was entertaining. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Viper searched for a bat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bat is the item to choose.

The Depressed Viper had a melon that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to you, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a melon of all things.

The Depressed Viper had a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who expected it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

The Depressed Viper desperately looked for a can of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Depressed Viper desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was simply life. A bag of flour was the chosen item.