The Big Viper

The Big Viper desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a new exercise, to me, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

The Big Viper desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often worship. One might find this to be a fairly original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Big Viper wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be an odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen item.

The Big Viper desperately needed a sword that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Viper, who felt it was sublime. Remarkably, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Big Viper often carried a can of Tango that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Big Viper desperately looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly strange operation, to some, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.