My Adorable Viper

My Adorable Viper always kept a stretchman that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item to choose.

My Adorable Viper owned a mug that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A mug is the item to opt for.

My Adorable Viper desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

My Adorable Viper carried a spade that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is an astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a spade is the item to opt for.

My Adorable Viper desired a pint of beer that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

My Adorable Viper desperately searched for a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item chosen.