A Hungry Viper

A Hungry Viper carried a radiator that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

A Hungry Viper desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

A Hungry Viper owned a bag of flour that they would put up their bum. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A bag of flour being the chosen item.

A Hungry Viper often carried a teapot that they would sometimes sleep with. It is an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a teapot being the item selected.

A Hungry Viper carried a mug that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.

A Hungry Viper needed a can of Tango to drop. This seems to be an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the item opted for.