Lonely Viper

Lonely Viper craved for a big sponge that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to me, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a big sponge was the chosen item.

Lonely Viper desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often share. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Lonely Viper desired a custard pie that they would sometimes share. It would be a peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was epic. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to select.

Lonely Viper desperately wanted a can of Tango that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Lonely Viper found a wig that they would occasionally worship. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Lonely Viper found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.