Look, up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s an enormous cock and balls!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSJ5PgUx0Zg

When it comes to fireworks, the bigger and the harder the better. Firework planners in Glasgow (Scotland) were stuck with a rather perplexing problem. 

They weren't sure how to end their fireworks display. After the usual wheels and firecrackers, the saucy pyrotechnic wizards apparently opted for an X-rated bang that the audience would remember. 

By the looks of it, the Glasgow residents loved every second of it. 

Your move, Gandalf.