Conversation between a prepper and a friend

Friend : Well, looks like your guy got into the office.
Prepper : Looks like. We'll see.
Friend : I guess you won't need to prep anymore.
Prepper : Why's that?
Friend : Because the world isn't going to end. Now that your guy is in office.
Prepper : Are tornadoes going to end?
Friend : No.
Prepper : Are floods going to end?
Friend : Uh...no.
Prepper : Will cars never break down in the middle of the night on a dark back road?
Friend : Of course not.
Prepper : Well, then I suppose I still need to keep on prepping then. I need to go. Talk to you later, grasshopper.