We're Experiencing a Vacation Nightmare

Have you ever had a terrible vacation? We are currently in the throes of one.

I started my seven day period of rest and relaxation on Thursday. In the past three days, I've hurt my lower back, my tinnitus has gone into overdrive, my Dad suffered a heart attack, and some stranger in California is taking out debit card number on a joyride. Whew! And we've got four days to go...

Do you have vacation horror stories? If so, please share in the comments.