"If you're like me, you don't like reading vapid travel blogs about rich people and their descriptions about fine dining, hotels, shopping and "fun""

You couldn't possibly be talking about anyone here at steemit could you? I have so totally never seen those kinds of posts in the trending section ever....

I love the illustrations and your colorful delusions, being you sounds way more stressful than I imagined. Hugz. No mafia, right? ;-)