LOL! I know what you mean. Felt the same way when I was new. I wanted to learn about Steem and Steemit quickly, but found that a quick and very easy way does not exist. There's just so much to learn. Five months into my journey I am still learning to be honest. I suggest starting with the Welcome section and do read topics that interests you the most one article at a time. Thank you though for taking interest to learn. For that you get a 100% upvote.