Attention Loyal Subjects!
By Royal Decree from the King of America,
Breaking News: The Director of Wedding Crashers finally revealed, after 15 excruciating long years, the meaning behind the ending of the film. Director David Dobkin explains the deep hidden metaphors that lie underneath the crass humor and vulgarity throughout his epic tale of two dudes trying to nail everything.
After reading this article, all American subjects will be required to Redbox a DVD copy of Wedding Crashers just to re-experience the film with this new and earth shattering information. In this time of uncertainty concerning COVID-19, it is important for us to remember our artistic and cinematic roots by watching American films like this and cherishing them more than ever.