Today's Humour

Tired Workers

Ever wonder why office staff are dead tired by the end of the day and companies require no further physical fitness programmes for their employees? Reasons being everyone gets enough exercise by:

Jumping – to conclusions
Beating – around the bush
Running – to the boss
Going – around in circles
Dragging – their feet
Passing – the buck
Climbing – the walls
Wading – through paperwork
Pulling – strings
Throwing – their weight around
Stretching – the truth
Bending – the rules - and,
Pushing – their luck too far

No wonder they are all tired at the end of a working day!

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Men

If you cry … you’re a wimp.
If you don’t … you’re an insensitive bastard.

If you stay home and do the housework …you’re a pansy.
If you don’t do housework …you are a male chauvinist pig.

If you try to keep yourself in shape … you’re vain.
If you don’t …you’re a slob.

If you’re proud of your achievements … you’re full of yourself.
If you don’t … you’re not ambitious.

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