Today's Humour

They say children say the damnedest things. Well, adults do too. Sometimes, we speak without thinking. Sometimes, due to the multiple meanings of the words, the meaning of what we want to convey came out all wrong.

This is a collection of hilarious things some people said. Some are slips of the tongue, some are tongue firmly in cheek, some are instances of speaking without thinking, and some are satirical.

Here goes…

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. - George Orwell

All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard a horse sing a song. - Unknown

All my shows are great. Some of them are bad. But they are all great. - Lord Grade

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. - Yogi Berra

As for death one gets used to it, even if it’s only other people’s death you get used to. - Enid Bagnold

As long as you keep getting born, it’s alright to die some times. - Orson Scott Card

As our life is very short, so it is very miserable and therefore it is, well, it is short. - Bishop Jeremy Taylor

As we know, there are known knowns. These are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don’t know we don't know. - Donald Rumsfeld

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

Before I begin speaking, there is something I would like to say. - Saul Gorn

Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better. - Joe E. Lewis

Certainly we have bad paintings. We have only the ‘greatest’ bad paintings. - Francoise Cachin

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