I am white

No! No! NOOOOOOO!!!

I think you are pretty pink. Or orangy pink.

Some days it takes longer to decide between suicide and work.

Exactly. When you are right, you are right. This is the everyday thing. The great mystery, mister.

I can bitch and moan

What else is there? All those people who should listen people wiser than they are and who should learn something from that, do not listen and do not care at all what wiser people have to say. But in order for the wise people not to loose their minds completely, they need to bitch and moan.