Her Troubled Unicorn

Her Troubled Unicorn wanted a piece of paper that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

Her Troubled Unicorn needed a cup that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cup was the item that was opted for.

Her Troubled Unicorn desperately looked for a condom that they would put on his head. This seems to be a new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Honestly, a condom of all things.

Her Troubled Unicorn craved for a mug that they would throw. This is certainly an odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

Her Troubled Unicorn desperately desired a big sponge that they would eat. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item to select.

Her Troubled Unicorn always kept a condom that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was simply life. A condom is the item to opt for.