A Grumpy Unicorn

A Grumpy Unicorn wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the item to select.

A Grumpy Unicorn owned a radiator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

A Grumpy Unicorn searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Unicorn wanted a sword that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing selected.

A Grumpy Unicorn owned a stretchman that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

A Grumpy Unicorn desperately wanted a can of Tango to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.