NOW HE WILL NOT GET LOST ON THE WAY TO THE MILITАRY TRENCH

Ukrainian border guards caught a man in a skirt and with false breasts. He hoped to escape from the deer trail to Romania. They found his wife's passport with him.

Аnd what was the surprise of Ukrainian border guards when the inveterate pacifist took off his false wig and makeup, and before the guardians of the borders appeared the President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

His presidential term ended officially on May 20, and the popularly disliked president feared that the Ukrainians might fulfill their promise to send him to the front lines as soon as his term expired.