My Theory on the Skripal Case: Yulia Did It!
On 2 April The London Times posted this article:
Russian spy poisoning: Skripal friend questioned over request for porridge
The gift* from Yulia Skripal was brought from Moscow for her father, Sergei Skripal
(important notice: "gift" in Dutch means "poison"!!!)
A friend of Yulia Skripal has been questioned by police after flying into Britain with a £1 bag of Russian porridge for her father, Sergei Skripal.
Counterterrorism police are continuing to investigate how Ms Skripal, 33, and her father, 66, a former double agent, came to be poisoned with a military-grade nerve agent in Salisbury last month.
And the Daily Mail posted:
Police have questioned a woman who brought over a £1 bag of Sergei Skripal's favourite cereal from Russia after being asked by his daughter Yulia.
Her father had asked her to bring her buckwheat back from Moscow while on her trip but Ms Skripal, 33, forgot it.
She instead asked an unnamed woman who was flying back separately to bring over the Russian-style breakfast, according to The Sun.
The woman, who works for a major medical company in Russia, has been 'interrogated' by Scotland yard over the presents.
My interpretation of these facts is that Yulia Skripal smeared some of this contaminated porridge (some others now say it was buckwheat) on the front door on 4 March and her father was fully intoxicated, while she herself was on only mildly intoxicated.
Could have been a Monthy Pyton scenario, but I guess I am not far from the truth ;-)
I am not at all sure it was on the door; it seems a very tacky amateurish place to put it. The story from the police changes each week; now they are saying it was a liquid - if a liquid was sprayed into a door handle most of it would drip onto the ground, did they not test the ground. I certainly do not buy into their being traces all over Salisbury either; this is just pure theatre to drag out the story and keep the public confused.
I wonder how good ole Sergei is doing now. Or has he been "euthanized" like his cat?
Very elegant way to present you, The truth is in all your words.
It is possible to get many useful examples from your writing. well done and keep it up.