Strange, I’d swear that all weapons are just as easy to get hold of in Belgium as fireworks. Just don’t let Trump find out about the hand grenades, because he’s already got his hands on every other weapon. Have the car factories that just assemble parts already switched to producing weapons, or are they taking the arsenal out of the museum?
I’ve no idea how good I am at throwing grenades – I’ll just have to give it a go. You have to learn self-defence too, and Thor the dog died this morning. I could have dug a grave straight from my bed. Doing it yourself saves money, at any rate.
As for dual nationality, in Hungary too you can be Hungarian and retain your own nationality. It’s just not easy, unless you have distant ancestors who are Hungarian. I suspect a fat bank balance helps too, although the new president is against foreigners – especially those from outside the EU – so from 1 June it’s time to leave. That applies to Ukrainians as well. We’ll see to what extent that’s in line with EU rules. To me, it doesn’t sound like being a full member at all.

As for that tax: so if you’re on crack you don’t have to pay, but if you’ve got no money you do? Strange business. Given you can’t squeeze blood from a stone, I’d say let them come. They’re hardly going to seize your income. You’re certainly not the only one without an income, and there are plenty more on the way. The social aspect, incidentally, is hard to find.

I reckon in a few weeks’ time we’ll be facing widespread hunger – us, that is, not those few rich fat cats who are still feasting three times a day.

P.S. Hand grenades and the rest can be ordered online