TV license

I had TV license at the door the other day.

I asked what 'services' EXACTLY ARE you providing here?

Hmm.. I don't want to watch poverty porn, or unreal people perform reality TV, your news service is BIASED... you did not not properly report on Brexit, Scottish Independence Referendum, Palestine, Syria, MAGIC PASSPORTS!!! Someone ALREADY took the BBC to court & won the right NOT TO PAY, as the BBC reported the collapse of WTC7 BEFORE it collapsed, LIVE ON TV!!

ALSO, I want a REBATE for all the peado parties I PAID FOR, when ALL I WANTED was children's entertainment, not abuse!! WHERE IS MY REFUND FOR THE 80s!!

The man admitted that he DID NOT WATCH TV HIMSELF, & DOES NOT PAY FOR A TV LICENSE!!!

He said he would sign me off the list & not bother me for two years, then he asked in to see if TV was connected & as it wasn't, I let him.

TURN OUT..... they get £25 FOR EVERY HOME THEY SEE INSIDE!! Do NOT let them in!! A GOOD BOLLOCKING IS ALL THEY NEED.

As I was moving house.... the man couldn't mark me off the list, BUT he has promised to come back next month.

Where can I get a CHEAP micro camera PRONTO because I WANT THIS ON FILM, & I think he'll run away if I pull it out. I won't record his face, out of respect, any ideas?

UPDATE: I bought the spycam, but the TV license people didn't come back.