10 Tips Every First-Time Las Vegas Visitor Should Know

1. DISTANCES ARE FURTHER THAN THEY APPEAR

2. DON’T BUY DRINKS IN THE CASINO

3. PLAN YOUR ATTACK

4. CARRY A LIGHT JACKET, WATER AND SUNSCREEN EVERYWHERE

5. SIGN UP FOR PLAYER’S CLUBS

6. TAKE GAMBLING LESSONS

7. IF POSSIBLE, AVOID PEAK DINNER TIMES

8. ALLOW WAITING TIME FOR CABS

9. SNAP PHOTOS EVERYWHERE

And the most important:

10. BE OPEN TO ANYTHING

 A final note: Should you find yourself doing something that your friends or family would look down upon, don’t feel ashamed, we won’t tell anyone. Really. It’s in our motto. Just don't post the compromising photos on Facebook. If you do, then we can't help you, and someone would probably find those photos if you ever tried to run for Congress.