You have a unique sense of humor.

So I've never worked at a restaurant and I also never thought of doing that.

Spinning plates on two hands in the best part I think and as you break them while juggling them everyone's attention will be on you then you can pull off the best tricks so maybe you can get claps from everyone if you know great tricks after spinning plates and getting buzzed.

Ever thought of working at a restaurant and getting free foods or like taking foods from plates before serving, I think working in a restaurant with a level of craze can set you for life lol.