My name is Ivanov Kanstinovi. . .

I know that there are tensions between US gov't and Russia right now. So what. Please do not insult the Russia mafia, or else you will be in trouble, by the Russian gov't. We are not allowing any diddly doodlies, or silly belly-dillies in this country. We are serious about everything you say, here in Russia. If you say bad things, you go to bad place.