SONG PARODY - Keep Resting, Lazy Little Man (Troy Reid)
Most Steemit readers won't know what this is about, but I write song parodies about a certain Youtuber named Troy Reid, who also has a Steemit account here. He is a FAUX homesteader, prepper, off-gridder, survivalist, etc. and in reality an e-beggar, scam artist and liar. If you want the full story, go to www.thedoityourselfworld.sucks
KEEP RESTING, LAZY LITTLE MAN (to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen")
Keep resting, lazy little man
Lest work get in the way
of your pathetic lifestyle
Where all you do is play
You're surely under Satan's power
and you've gone astray
When you tied up that loving dog Joy
that loving dog Joy
When you tied up that loving dog Joy
In Lewiston in Michigan
Mel's blessed babe was born
and laid within some tupperware
While dad bounced on a ball
Even his mother Terrill could not stop .sucks' scorn
When you tied up that loving dog Joy
that loving dog Joy
When you tied up that loving dog Joy
In Lewiston this ghoul does roam
A bum without a job
Scamming decent people
From Patreon, he robs
Hell surely does await him
This creepy uncouth slob
For tying up that loving dog Joy
That loving dog Joy
For tying up that loving dog Joy
Keep resting, lazy little man
as you do nothing every day
Steemit's not a real job
No matter what you say
Hope that karma catches up with you one day
For tying up that loving dog Joy
That loving dog Joy
For tying up that loving dog Joy