My Famous Troll

My Famous Troll found a pint of cider that they would often break. This could be considered a surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

My Famous Troll had a bottle of beer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

My Famous Troll always had with them a bottle of coke to demolish. It was considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

My Famous Troll looked for a painting of a melon that they would put up their bum. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Famous Troll desired a stapler that they would sometimes hug. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

My Famous Troll craved for a spade that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was opted for.