The Crypting Troll

The Crypting Troll desperately looked for a mug that they would often hug. It might have been a fairly new proposal, to many, but not to the Troll, who felt it was fun. Bizarrely, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Troll had a Harry Potter wand that they would eat. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

The Crypting Troll craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly new undertaking, to you, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

The Crypting Troll always had with them a hat that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a hat was the item that was selected.

The Crypting Troll carried a stretchman that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to select.

The Crypting Troll had a painting of a melon that they would often worship. It should have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.