A Fucking Troll

A Fucking Troll looked for a toilet brush that they would break. It might have been a surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Troll craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be magnificent. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

A Fucking Troll needed a teapot that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Troll needed a dildo that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to choose.

A Fucking Troll often carried a wig that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be an exciting action, to some, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to select.

A Fucking Troll always kept a spade that they liked to smash. One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is epic. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was chosen.