Her Square Troll

Her Square Troll desperately desired a dildo that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item to select.

Her Square Troll needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be an unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

Her Square Troll craved for a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. It would be a fairly curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

Her Square Troll desired a cheese grater that they would eat. It was a fairly curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a cheese grater of all things.

Her Square Troll desperately wanted a radiator to smash. It might be a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a radiator being the chosen item.

Her Square Troll found a custard pie that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was epic. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.