Want to be cool like Spongebob? (Trialbycomics submission)

I have always wanted to live like Spongebob Squarepants, specially when life gets too overwhelming. On his own world Spongebob has a great life, and is what most people would call a cool guy. I personally regard him as cool because: 1.He lives at a cool place; 2.He has cool friends; 3.He has a cool job. Anyone willing to accept this logic will know what I mean.

Who's tastefull enough enough to make a pineaapple his house? Good old Spongebob. He had an amazing house with sophisticated architecture, a snail, and a library. He had a huge condo for a single man, and he had a use for every inch of it. When it is winter he does snow-ball fights with Patrick on his yard, and when it is fall, he blows the leafs from his yard.

He got lots of friends that went with him on productive activities; including forming a band, capturing jellyfish, and assisting to driving school. Spongebob's social life was as dynamic and exuberant as Kanye's; on which case Kim would be Sandy, and Kaitlinn Jenner would be Patrick.

Finally, he got a perfect job, which he personally enjoyed, and that he was good at. No wonder why the Krabby Patty gets its fame, mr. Squarepants is a culinary mastermind and a top cook. One time, on the first episode of the show, he got his job at the Krusty Krab by feeding five busses of starving fish.

In conclusion, Spongebob is a cool guy and nobody can deny it. Of course if you ask a lame guy like Squidward, you will hear he's weird, but there will always be haters. Every guy that gets to live on such a cool place, have so many friends, and is so good at his job deserves to be called a cool man.