The 20 Dumbest Things People Have Heard Someone Say With a Straight Face

We all have our moments of idiocy. But not all of these moments are created equal. Some are truly astounding.

In this Reddit thread, people shared the dumbest things that others have said to them 100 percent seriously, without so much as a wink in their eye. So read on because this list will definitely make you feel better about yourself.

Silk shirts are expensive because they have to train the silkworms to weave the shirts. –jigga19