I had also one client in my area when working in Germany that wore wooden crocks. I found them absolutely uncomfortable. I wouldn't wear these in a thousand years. About prices I've heard also that The Netherlands is a bit more expensive than Germany, but if you want to buy cars from there you should know they're cheaper and in better condition than Germany. Regarding language I see you have no problem finding English speakers out there so it's worth the sail to Amsterdam.
That type of toilet I had also in Germany. Really know the feeling, but don't get the point of it.
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