My Adventure To Phuket, Thailand #2

So after my eventful first day in Phuket I woke up to a beautiful sunshine blazing through my hotel blinds. I got up and freshened up while thinking on what to do for my day. I had an eagerness to go to work however I had to remind myself that I was on holiday and that it was time to relax and reflect on my next chapter. I stepped out to 29c weather and decided to go to have some breakfast after that I went for a walk to the main strip of Bangla road just to discover the island more. When I reached Bangla road it was full of many tourists and the locals, it was an extremely busy area compared to where I was staying. As I was walking I had many of the locals trying to sell me items and best believe it was very tempting although i didn't need anything they were advertising. I proceeded to walk and a local approached me asking if I wanted to buy weed... just in time because I was curious on where I was going to get some. Me & him had a brief conversation just before purchasing the herbs and I proceeded to walk down Bangla road, I saw Patong beach a few feet of me and I thought let me roll some herbs and light it on the beach however I had nowhere quiet to roll it. I saw a man who was selling access to private toilets on Bangla road since Mcdonalds toilets were out of service and had to pay 10 Baht just for the access, I went inside and rolled my herbs quietly which took around 15-20 minutes lol when I came out I pretended I had a stomach ache so the guy didn't think anything suspicious since I was in there for a long, I looked up and saw a tourist lady looking at me awkwardly I smiled inside and continued to walk to Patong Beach.

When I got to Patong beach I looked into the distance and saw paradise; Many water sports & beautiful women in bikinis plus everyone seemed so relaxed with the sun shining. I found a quiet spot to light my weed and relaxed on the sand after laying my blanket on top of it. After 10 minutes of relaxation and feeling a slight bit cautious of my surroundings, one of the locals approached me and started a conversation, he saw me lighting up my weed and made it clear to me that it was illegal to smoke weed in this country, as if it wasn't illegal where I lived. I looked at him, smiled and proceeded to light up my weed, after a few tokes in, the local asked if he could take a toke. I passed it to him since I was in a very good mood and we continued to converse.

After an hour and a half of sunbathing and getting stoned on the beach I decided to head back to the hotel and take a shower. On my way to the hotel I saw a stunner giving me that look that every man craves from a woman, I approached to say Hi and was welcomed with a smile as I approached. The stunner was with a few ladies, they all smiled and suggested I should come in for a massage I thought to myself good idea but still needed to take that shower due to sand being all over me. I got back to my hotel had a pre-massage shower and went out to the balcony to light up 1 more paper plane before heading out to my massage.

When I arrived for my massage the stunner was nowhere to be seen but I didn't mind because after a long day of sun bathing I felt like a massage was crucial. The Thai massage lasted around 40 minutes and had every inch of my body very relaxed, I thanked the lady and decided to head back to my hotel once again to take a nap since I felt very tired. I slept from 8pm till around 12am so that I would have enough energy to head out to enjoy the night life. When I woke up I got up feeling refreshed and took a cab to the main strip, I saw a big club called Illuzion and walked up to the guard to ask how much the entry was. The guard looked up at me, smiled and said "For you my friend..free" I smiled back and walked in feeling like "The Man".

The club Illuzion made me laugh because the DJ's musical taste was absolutely awful, he would mix popular Hip-Hop/R&B vocals and mix them with techno beats. I sat at the top waiting for one of the beautiful ladies to approach me however that was unsuccessful, I went to the toilet and saw a black girl outside causing a ruckus with one of the lady workers that worked in the ladies toilet. I came out the men's toilet and approached her, after 15 minutes of conversation she demanded I buy her a pack of potato chips, I did happily and she rewarded me with a full on french kiss. She asked where I was staying and was very forward that she wanted to go home with me, I kindly declined due to better looking ladies being in the vicinity but she didn't take it well, with her giving me a dirty look while walking off. Around 3am the lights in the club turned on and I asked one of the guards in the club to direct me to the exit, one of them pointed and I walked towards it. When I got to the other side of that door it was literally another club where the DJ played phenomenal music, I Stepped in with "Baka Not Nice - Live Up To My Name" blasting. I looked up and saw one of the guys in the club smoking shisha... in my head I arrived in heaven and instantly ordered my shisha pipe. It arrived peacefully and I smoked while two stepping to some of my favourite jams.

I had a blast and one of the girls there told me that there was an after-party downstairs, around this time it was around 6am I thanked my past self for taking that nap because without it I would of been extremely tired. I went downstairs and the venue was a club with many pool tables and with yes... more beautiful girls. I chilled in there for about an hour before I felt like taking a walk to the beach which was 5 minutes away. I spent around 20 minutes walking on the beach and the sun was fully out around that time. While heading back I saw a beautiful thai girl walking by herself, most likely she was headed home. I approached her and we had a brief conversation before inviting her back to my hotel she complied and was very receptive to my broken english mackin. I didn't want to take taxi back so we walked back while getting to know more about each other, the girl was very vibrant and had a bright aura about her. She wasn't afraid to sing symphony by clean bandit as we walked past a restaurant who was playing it, at this point of my trip I felt right at home. We got to my hotel and I stated "Make yourself at home, my home is your home" she smiled before we proceeded to get down and dirty.