Rice Unboxing Tool?

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I can't look at most inanimate objects anymore without asking myself "would that be good for unboxing Menē?"

If you follow @goldmatters or @goldfashioned or @tbnfl4sun you'll see why. These guys just unbox Menē all day like it's going out of style, and the tools they use get crazier each time.

I haven't had the chance to unbox yet, and I think the FOMO is why my mind keeps obsessing over thinking about unboxing tools.

Normally, I'd see this woman and think about what her life must be like working in the rice fields. Or how badass she is to balance a bag on her head. Or I'd think "cool, I just captured her in the moment. That's a pretty cool peek into Bali life if I do say so myself.

But not anymore.

Now I'm messed up. I spend too much time thinkin about how I can violently destroy cardboard boxes.

I think "that stick isn't a walking stick. It's a Menē box-opening stick."

Or "what's that cool curly knife she's holding? I think it's called a Menē unbox-whacker."

Boy. I wasn't planning on writing about Menē but I mean what else can you think about when you see a tool like that?!

I should probably be thinking about rice and cultural Bali things. But nope.

Anyway, I found a picture from @sevinwilson that sums up why Menē is the best gold investment you can buy:

Fiat value is going down, much like anyone who played against France in the world cup this year.

Menē investment jewelry is NOT going down, though. It's throwin' back to the ancient tradition of jewelry as an investment and store of wealth.

If you want to get in on that, sign up right here to start earning credits toward Mene 24 karat gold and platinum investment jewelry. It'll take maybe 40 seconds.

You can get your first $5 credit just by signing up!

Welp, time for me to go to sleep. There was another big earthquake today (oooh, earthquake unboxing?) so it's time to calm down. I'm probably going to dream about crazy unboxing tools now.

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