Thailand is when ...

Thailand is when eternal summer.

Thailand - this is when you have only clothes shorts, T-shirt and slippers with a cap.
Thailand is when you use the Internet only on WI-FI.
Thailand - this is when passing the road from the habit of looking first left.
Thailand - this is when the Russians, not knowing English at all, use English words in Russian speech.
Thailand - this is when the seller at the checkout thank you for your purchase.
Thailand - this is when in the afternoon with fire you can not find an urn for garbage.
Thailand - this is when you really drink 3 liters of water every day. With beer all 5.
Thailand - this is when the exact opposite of the reality in which you live. It is a mango-durian sabai, beckoning again and again for itself. The captivating sounds of the jungle, like a drill, become your favorites. And the sound of 7/11 is for you on SMS.
Thailand is when long-term tourists coming to the country call themselves its residents.
Thailand is when I consider it my homeland, in which, unfortunately, I do not live.
Thailand is when a Russian tourist at a cafe says "No spice".
Thailand is when everyone is smiling.
Thailand - this is when Coca-Cola seems tastier than in Russia.
Thailand - this is when a beautiful girl dick more than you.
Thailand is when a sleeping person on the street is not perceived as homeless.
Thailand - this is when you go shopping, and buy only a T-shirt with an elephant.
Thailand - this is when you came to the beach to sunbathe, but you lie down in the shade from a palm tree.
Thailand is when it's impossible to smoke Thai cigarettes.
Thailand is when you think you're going to sleep. But you get up every day at 7 am and run to the sea.
Thailand - this is when you order a shrimp salad, and you bring a basin with one shrimp covered with cabbage, cucumbers, onions and greens.
Thailand - this is when you multiply their prices by about two to understand how much you spent in rubles.
Thailand - this is when the Russians calculate other Russians in the store to follow them to find out whether they really are Russian.
Thailand - this is when the ping-pong show has nothing to do with table tennis.
Thailand - this is when you can warm up your food simply by going out with her on the street.
Thailand - this is when you can do a salfi with a smiling policeman.
Thailand - this is when a pedestrian crossing or zebra is perceived by the Thais as a starting line on Formula-1.
Thailand - this is when you can wear sandals in the winter.
Thailand - this is when you can turn to the red light to the left if you do not interfere with anyone.
Thailand - this is when the 80-year-old grandmother is ahead of your rented car on a bike.
Thailand - this is when they love their King.
Thailand - this is when you know that you will return there
I dream to visit In Thailand