Aww. You ruined it by saying you were going to get out of the bed.

Why? I wanted my comment to be read while you were in that bed.

Q: Intelliguy, you're weird. Why did you want me to read that comment while I was in my bed?
A: For the same reasons you told us that you were in the bed. The bed became a main character of the story.

Q: Huh?
A: I know. The more I type. The weirder this gets. Time for me to go to bed.