Nightless night
It is the shortest night of the year and sun is already rising fast and it is only 3.30am. We are traveling to Helsinki airport by bus and the entertainment is provided by drunken Finnish man. Of course. There always need to be drunken Finnish man asking endless amount of stupid question. It is shortest night of the year, so why does it feel like longest there is!
It is exactly like traveling with 3 year old.
ARE WE THERE YET?
The only difference is that 3year old would fall a sleep eventually. This one…. nope. Not gonna give up. There is so many assumptions that I could write part 3 just out of these assumptions this one dude is making. And maybe I will, who knows!
Eve said to me before that night buses are the best because Finnish people tend to sleep and shut the fuck up. Yeah… Right… Unless they are drunk. When Finnish man is drunk, Finnish man is nosy as fuck. And annoying as fuck. And LOUD AS FUCK! Drunks and kids with negative age are exactly the same. If you give them ”No” as an answer there will be tantrum. A lot of endless insisting and whining with out point.
This bus trip is why I hate people. This is why I despise drunken people. Intoxication makes idiot people go even worse. It is going to be long 2 hours… So please enjoy the view we are having, without company we are having….
I'd last about 5 minutes before I told drunky-crow to shut his gob.
And he'd listen, too.
Have a great trip ;)
Hun, I have no your authority...
I tried to collect some good karma, ended up failing bad😂
But you do have to admit, it's been kinda funny also. Tho that might be because we are so damn funny!
There is just so slight line between funny and dead... ;)
Men are worthless as fuck
On a trip you are mostly just stuck
He's drunk and a dick
And his breath makes you sick
GO TO SLEEP YOU STUPID OLD SCHMUCK
Hahaha! Loving this poetry! Tho men are worthless only when drunk 😏
They are most likely not as bad if your drunker than they are.
But we weren’t, at all :(
So drinking very rarely is a+?😉
It seems like the two of you really intend to travel around the whole world. How many countries have you visited already?
Drinking is fine, being drunk is not. This year or just generally?
generally
Sweden, Estonia, Hungary, Russia, france, Italy, Greece ummmm there might be others but can’t remember
impressive list. In the future I really should go outside of Lithuania...