Religious texts are like Santa Claus, nonsense !

Hello Steemian people ! I am now creating a new tag, hype it up if you want! It's called "trashilarious", the combination of trash and hilarious humor.
Here I have a funny sample from American Dad where they basically review the Bible in order to see how pointless it can be when you apply the physics laws to it ! Just pure objectivity, rational thinking !
Again, I don't wanna hurt people who are believers, this is not a serious zone ! But as for me, I'm an atheist.

MY HUMOR-RELATED POSTS SO FAR : HAVE A LOOK IF YOU ENJOYED WHAT YOU SAW !

https://steemit.com/funny/@loonyfool/funny
https://steemit.com/funny/@loonyfool/what-a-special-santa-claus-farting-on-people
https://steemit.com/funny/@loonyfool/dark-humor-family-guy
https://steemit.com/funny/@loonyfool/interesting-invention-the-root-of-capitalism
https://steemit.com/funny/@loonyfool/never-buy-a-retarded-horse

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Stay tuned for more of the same, Steemians, and long live Steemit !
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