A few years ago, South Park released its Board Girls episode, which was awesome.

In normal fashion, the wokesters didn't want us to have anything nice. They blew their gaskets over the Heather Swanson character, who was basically an avatar of Randy Savage, who started identifying as a woman "two weeks ago." He signed up to compete in the Strong Woman Competition, and promptly beat the snot out of the women. PC Principle and Strong Woman had to reconcile their own PC ideas with what they were experiencing first hand.

The wokesters hated it. Of course, they called it transphobic -- which we all expected. They took to pointing out that the episode isn't accurate, and that a male can't just start identifying as a woman two weeks ago and compete in women's sports. Of course, this is hilarious because the wokesters proved that they are so removed from having senses of humor that they don't even understand the basic concepts of satire; but, what's more, they were only partly right.

It's true that most sports organizations have rules requiring males to be on cross-sex hormones for certain periods of time before they're allowed to compete with women. If you're going to claim that the debate is invalid, or settled, or that it's transphobic to say that Fallon Fox shouldn't be allowed to crack women's skulls open in the octagon, you're just a coward and an ideologue. You probably know that you're wrong, and that's why you want to shame people out of the conversation.

The thing is, yeah, the Heather Swanson character wouldn't be able to compete against women in most sports in These United States. That character wouldn't be able to compete against Women in the Olympics, or in the International Rugby circuit.

But, a lot of sports organizations in Canada have gone that far.

It's already been in International news that a dude joined a woman's weight lifting competition, and shattered all of their records, while being transparent (pun intended) about the fact that he did it to make a point about how dumb the rules are. Recently, a man put three women in the hospital during one Rugby match in Canada. In a lot of these Canadian organizations, forget about asking that men at least take a few hormones before boxing with the women, the men don't even have to be as kind as Cartman, and put a bow in their hair in the slightest attempt to even present as a woman.

So, yeah, the wokesters in These United States are half right that Heather Swanson couldn't compete against women in These United States. Canada would let him do precisely what he was shown to be doing.

What's more, the elephant in the room is that the wokesters want the Canadian policy here. They want sports and even prisons to be separated on the basis of their gender ideology, and not on the basis of sex. They want us to get to a point wherein we'll look back at that South Park episode (assuming that they'll fail to get it banned), and see no hyperbole at all. They actually want this to be life. They don't want Juwanna Mann to be a crappy comedy from the past, they want it to be reality.

I'm sure somebody is gonna call me a slew of mean names and block me over this -- please do. I'm not wrong. No wokester who will express that he or she finds any of my comments to be offensive or wrong will condemn the policies of these Canadian sports organizations. None of them will condemn the Spanish prison policy that resulted in a rapist being sent to a woman's prison.

Even if they surprise me, and they do say that these policies have gone too far, they're gonna try to point to the rarity of the cases, or claim that I'm cherry- picking. Okay, these are still policies that complete nations have adopted.

If Amber McLaughlin did manage to get sent to a woman's prison after murdering his ex-girlfriend and raping her dead body, would the wokesters start to express reservations about their positions that it should all be based on gender identity? I've already had a few of them say, "See, she didn't get into a woman's prison. What's your problem?" Well, he didn't get in because your dumb policy isn't part of the law of the land in Missouri. If it were, and McLaughlin had gotten his wish, and he had assaulted a several women in prison, I bet that you would sweep that under the rug, deny it, or try to diminish it, because you ideology beating mine is more important than the lives and well-being of women.

It's time for woke people to wake up, and maybe try to be honest as a change of pace.